Top Adult Blog: CAPTAIN STABBIN sat there. She dialed the phone and raised one leg and put in on the desk while the other just hung there. Essentially, I was inches from her spread crotch. She was good. I couldn't tell if she was coming on to me or not. I would have fixated, except she kept bending lower, dialing the phone, showing me more cleavage. Man, I was getting a serious boner! Shit, ok...I was way beyond that!
She clicked her gum, and after a second, said, "Hi, Honey!" (What else would she say?) "Home from work?" "How are the kids?' "Did you feed them?" and just going on...I am thinking less about sex now. This is depressing. Suddenly, she leans over to me, cups the phone, and whispers to me, "Take off your pants!" Damn! You coulda knocked me down with a feather! "Excuse me?" I whispered. She just motioned hurry up! Ok...well, here goes...I mean dropping your drawers in front of a woman talking to her husband is not an every day occurrence! Regardless, I did not hesitate. This big woman turned me on tremendously! Cowboy boots off, jeans down. Underwear next. My cock just popped out, fully erect. I stood there in front of her. She reached over and raked her nails up my shaft. I grabbed both breasts and started licking her neck. She threw her head back, but kept talking to hubby. I started to massage those big, beautiful fleshy mounds. I licked behind her ears. Her legs closed around my waist; still she kept talking to him, like nothing was going on.